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timeline: 1970s & '80s
| April 19, 1973 – Born in New Jersey - spent next 7 years wearing this batman shirt. |
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| March 1981 – Moved to Sarasota, Florida to pursue career as young bowling hustler. |
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April 1987 – First Stand-up performance- Did a George Carlin routine for a full school assembly- Teachers and Principal only ones not amused. |
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September 1987 – Tried out for High School Cheerleading squad under the assumption it would get me girls. I made it…and it didn’t. |
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December 1987 – With all the free time I had not scoring with girls, I started playing piano, guitar, bass and writing songs to help me score with girls. It didn’t…but it took my mind off my failures... |
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| March 1988 – I got accepted at Booker High’s VPA Theater Program- Performed in a string of great shows. I won the program’s Best Actor award two years in a row…still no nookie. |  |
